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tanyushenka:

Photographs: Istanbul mosque, Turkey. 
(sources: dailysabah.com and karar.com)

glennsbian:

90sbluejeans:

Lucy Liu in her studio.

everytime there is a post about lucy liu, it showcases her absolutely shredding it in whatever she is doing. be it painting, gymnastics, javelin, anything! all of that and she still doesnt look a day over 25. keep killing it, ms liu

catsuggest:

scarhaver:

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

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tinderventure: “One man’s treasure is another man’s treasure (not oc, from twitter) ”

tinderventure:

One man’s treasure is another man’s treasure (not oc, from twitter)

(Source: tinderventure)

kazoobard:

things we know about john mulaney based on his comedy specials

-may have killed princess diana

-once drank perfume

-has never been killed by hitmen

-thought he had shit into a doctor’s hand

-“and also with you!”

-pretends to eat dinner at 4:30 to trick his dog

-has a penis (allegedly, according to a baby)

-sometimes he will watch a movie on TV even though he already owns that movie on DVD

-has responsibilities (all these fuckin’ markers)

-told Bill Clinton that he can do whatever he wants forever

-went to college for the whole time

-doesn’t care for these new nazis

hamiltonthemusical: “It’s only a matter of time. ”

hamiltonthemusical:

It’s only a matter of time.

teach-me-how-to-buggy:

When you’re followed by a blog with a suspicious URL and risque avatar.

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speedlimit15:

me: im gonna go to bed early and get a good nights sleep
netflix: here’s a bunch of 45 minute documentaries on the wildlife inhabiting coastal islands
me: hhhdbhnnnnnnnnnnddndkkj coconut crab

humoristics: “the most wholesome interaction credit ”

humoristics:

the most wholesome interaction

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teenagerposts:

Face swap done right

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tooiconic:

klubbhead:

clockworkkitten47:

my-moonlight-us:

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Big cats 😻😻

Units

Absolute chunguses @tooiconic

WOW ABSOLUTELY

(Source: cat-lover-1001)

blueeyeddl:

@tikkunolamorgtfo floof for your Thursday

(Source: tamamdasananee)

imransuleiman:

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mammafairchild2:

@softthyla

(Source: catchymemes)

coq:

not knowing how to respond to messages and forgetting about them for so long that it becomes impossible to respond to them without it being weird is the bane of my socially awkward existence